The pair look very cosy poolside, but he doesn't really float my boat. What about you guys? I've heard some very unsavoury rumours about him. And word is he's a bit of a player - not so long ago was supposedly romancing Cameron Diaz - and the ex of Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Woman's Day reports the pair ?behaved like they'd just spent the night together," "looked very comfortable in each other's company" and they run a blow by blow of what the pair got up to over their long weekend.
Ironically, the two main characters in Jen's new movie, Marley and Me, are called John and Jenny. Coincidence?
New Idea rather unfairly dub Jen a ?Friend in Need' on their cover, and go into detail of her past loves since breaking up with Brad Pitt. ?Eight men in 3 years!' it declares. Doesn't sound to me like she's too much in need if she can land eight blokes in that time. Friend in demand, more like.
I've always had a soft spot for Vince Vaughn, but that British brickie Paul Sculfor was the biggest hottie.
The Weekly has snaps of Britney Spears frolicking on the beach at Malibu, well on her way to reclaiming her fab figure. Is she on the path to a comeback? If taking her nutrition and exercise regime seriously are any indication, then yes. It's all in the hair with Britney. Keep an eye on those ever-improving extensions. Also snapped looking cute and curvy at the beach is Princess Beatrice, holidaying the Caribbean with her American boyfriend in the Day.
Kim Cattrall is in OK and spills on Sex and the City and sticking up for herself when it came to the salary she was offered to take the TV show to the big screen. She should name her price, really. That show wouldn't have been anything without Samantha?
"I never expected to be paid what Sarah was being paid, but I felt the offer was not worthy of what the three of us had contributed. And I spoke up about it. I don't ever want to be on a set where I feel undervalued."
It seems weird to say you go girl to a woman of 51. I'll applaud her wholeheartedly instead.
Has Renee Zellweger become the character she's so famous for playing, the legendary Bridget Jones? That's the question the Weekly is asking. Not if the scales have anything to do with it - Renee is one of Tinseltown's skinniest minnies.
Mischa Barton in Australia for fashion week and for the MTV movie awards and features in the pages of OK. She's very beautiful, but why does she insist on continuing to wear those high high waisted trousers? If they make her look dumpy I can only imagine what they'd look like on the rest of us - and we've all seen that infamous Jessica Simpson pic which put me off those pants for life.
New Idea runs the story that a video of Angelina Jolie taking heroin is for sale. Scandal or no scandal? She's always been more than honest about her drug-taking past, so it's not like any skeletons are popping their heads out of the closet. And she's pretty much a saint now.
Apparently she exclaims on the vid "Wow, this is really good smack, not that cheapo crap that's been stepped on." Good luck getting that, Ange. That stuff's saved for Amy Winehouse.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are packing up shop and settling in France to await the birth of their new baby/babies, reports OK. France has furious privacy laws, which will suit the couple just fine - they had the government intervening against the paps while they awaited the birth of now almost two year old Shiloh in Namibia in 2006.
Apparently a French born child is a tribute to Angelina's late mother Marcheline. Born in Chicago to a father with French-Canadian descent. Maybe setting up home in Montreal wasn't quite so glamorous?
In the Cruise report this week, Woman's Day reports that Tom sent his robowife, Katie to Scientology boot camp - like summer camp, except not fun. Substitute canoeing and hiking for confession sessions and purification. She wanted to stay in New York without Tom to work on Broadway which apparently is not on. The cheek! I mean, next she'll want the vote and the opportunity to drive a car.
Church leader David Miscavige ?keeps tabs on Katie, especially when Tom isn't around.' Does that seem bordering on quite creepy to anyone else?
Whitney Houston's teenage daughter Bobbi Kristina is in psychiatric hospital after attempting suicide and trying to stab her mother. Is anyone surprised by this? With those two parents the poor kid never had a chance.
Do you want to see Trinny and Susannah naked? Me neither! Then avert your eyes from the page in the back of the Woman's Day where the pair posed in the nip on a Sussex hillside for their new TV show. I know What Not To Wear. Your birthday suits. In public.
They're in the Weekly and the New Idea as well. And the Aussie OK. Prepare thine eyes!
Do you think this whole Miley Cyrus thing is a big deal? I don't myself. You see more 15-year-old flesh at the beach of an afternoon than you can see of Miz Cyrus in that infamous Vanity Fair photo. And is it a coincidence that the mag got all this publicity?
I don't think it's going to be her young fans that are upset by it, more their prudish parents. She's not pregnant, drink driving, or flashing her lady garden to all and sundry. That may come later! Her own parents seemingly had no problem with it, and surely that's what counts? Or are they counting on the stupendously large pay cheque she brings in?
Either way, Miley issued a groveling statement to appease disgruntled fans and her bosses at Disney.
"I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ?artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen, and I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about."
Jamie Lynn Spears is rumoured to be calling her soon to be born daughter after her own mother, Lynne. Boring, Jamie. I still hold out hope for one of those Spears kids to be called Frappucino Starbucks Marlboro. Or maybe Britney has dibs on that? Bummer Jamie's baby isn't a boy though. Colonel Sanders Spears is the ultimate name for a little southern gentleman.
OK! USA has a spread on Tinseltown's most eligible single - among them Ryan Philipper (really?) Mariah Carey (possibly no more) and Whitney "crack is whack" Houston.
The mag's accompanying flirting tips leave a bit to be desired. Going to the supermarket with the sole intention of "Stand[ing] in the meat aisle - that's where the men are," sound more like a touch of Mad Cow Disease than a recipe for a female on the market.
Those crazy Americans.
And that's all from the mags this week!
Whatever Happened to the Spin Doctors?
Hasselbeck: Why Can't Obama Write His Own Speech?
What a Doll! Bindi Irwin Goes Plastic
I think the dude is a dog